I’ve never been so disturbed to find my Vanity Fair rolled up in my mailbox. Dear VF editors, I’m not 12 years old. Please don’t put this prepubescent tween heart-throb on the cover of one of the few magazines I read enough to actually subscribe to. I mean why is he here exactly? Sure I understand that he’s the latest billion-dollar kid Hollywood, but why do I care?

Seeing the Biebs grace the cover of the coveted Vanity Fair inspired me to start VOM Blog. Well done, Hollywood fame machine. Well done.